Alien Abduction

Alien Abduction

by Mark Young -
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This afternoon a group of brazen aliens entered Canadian airspace above the 401 not far from Toronto, and abducted an innocent family of 5.


The family was apparently on their way to a conservative political convention, where bbq hotdogs were to be served with an abundance of relish.

 (Noticeably absent from photo: relish)

We can only imagine the fervent activities on the alien ship as they attempt to escape the scene of their crime before being tracked and boarded by the Canadian Air Force


As the jets encountered the alien ship, the pilots watched in horror as some of the captives were already in alien surgery.


From what we now know, the unfortunate family has been transformed into aliens themselves.

 They look surprised and unhappy.

The good news from this whole ordeal is that a new group of young people have organized themselves to be prolificaly active in alien protests.


Way to go guys, thank you for your support. Don't you now you're already on the moon? What's that behind you in the sky?!